Store

Welcome to my store.

a rock from my rock collection. free postage. UPDATE: sorry folks but i had to up the price after i found out just how EXPENSIVE postage is lol

$10

a twenty minute consultation on any subject, issue of your choice. i don’t guarantee my expertise.

$10

I will ghost write your autobiography. 99% off if you let me pick the title. Athletes preferred. No artists, writers, politicians, or bosses.

$1 million dolars

if you’re into any of this, hit me up in the contacts page